HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
- WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
- REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
I now have this mental image of someone openly weeping in a corner, yelling “BEEP BOOP! BEEP BOOP! BEEP BOOP!” for hours on end as they rock back and forth.